big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
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Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
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Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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