i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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