You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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