i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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