You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
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