he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Randomize
