I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
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Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
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I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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