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(585): View more from New York

I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.

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(850): View more from Florida

lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.

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(347): View more from New York

sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.

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(760): View more from California

I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.

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(416): View more from Toronto

Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science

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(616): View more from Michigan

This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.

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(315): View more from New York

He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!

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