It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
one might say we're banned from that church
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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