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  • Thank god you give bj's, otherwise you'd never shut up!

    Submitted by porksword on Nov 8, 11 at 4:13pm
  • Well if you plan on falling down the stairs we don't need to use a condom

    Submitted by Phys on Nov 8, 11 at 5:06pm
  • did someone

    Submitted by danicgirl89 on Nov 8, 11 at 7:32pm
  • "rerouting... Rerouting... Destination reached: Penis."

    Submitted by wubbazugg on Nov 8, 11 at 8:06pm
  • The inner adolescent is making me say then you'd have a 1 in 3 shot of still getting it right.

    Submitted by SserPrun95 on Nov 8, 11 at 4:22pm
  • I might push said OP down said flight of stairs if she doesn't shut up. After said blow job of course

    Submitted by ly0ntamer on Nov 8, 11 at 8:08pm
  • They do make an app for that.

    Submitted by RickMoranis on Nov 8, 11 at 10:15pm
    • Yup. I hate when people post about this because that app has been around a while

      Submitted by Teecup on Nov 9, 11 at 2:19am
  • Lmao

    Submitted by crys_70339 on Nov 24, 11 at 5:19pm
  • My God, could this text be any dumber?

    Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Nov 8, 11 at 8:46pm