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  • 98 66
    Submitted by porksword on Nov 8, 11 at 4:13pm

    Thank god you give bj's, otherwise you'd never shut up!

  • 83 54
    Submitted by Phys on Nov 8, 11 at 5:06pm

    Well if you plan on falling down the stairs we don't need to use a condom

  • 73 56
    Submitted by danicgirl89 on Nov 8, 11 at 7:32pm

    did someone say...bj?

  • 61 50
    Submitted by wubbazugg on Nov 8, 11 at 8:06pm

    "rerouting... Rerouting... Destination reached: Penis."

  • 53 49
    Submitted by SserPrun95 on Nov 8, 11 at 4:22pm

    The inner adolescent is making me say then you'd have a 1 in 3 shot of still getting it right.

  • 40 31
    Submitted by crys_70339 on Nov 24, 11 at 5:19pm

    Lmao

  • 53 59
    Submitted by ly0ntamer on Nov 8, 11 at 8:08pm

    I might push said OP down said flight of stairs if she doesn't shut up. After said blow job of course

  • 53 63
    Submitted by RickMoranis on Nov 8, 11 at 10:15pm

    They do make an app for that.

    • 59 50
      Submitted by Teecup on Nov 9, 11 at 2:19am

      Yup. I hate when people post about this because that app has been around a while

  • 54 69
    Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Nov 8, 11 at 8:46pm

    My God, could this text be any dumber?