I only kidnapped one of them. chill
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
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She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
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Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
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