I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
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Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
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Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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