the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
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yawn....yet another "I was so drunk" text on TFLN....
2:01 agreed. Getting old. Tfln sucks these days. I want my 99 cents back!!
Hell yes.. This happens to me all the time
2:57 Wow, dude. Your probably bring an inflatable ass donut to place on your barstool. What a douche.
2:01 TFLN WAS MADE FOR DRUNK TEXTS YOU FUCKING RETARD! ITS "TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT" BEACAUSE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO POST THE TEXTS FROM THE NIGHT BEFORE THAT YOU WERE TOO DRUNK TO REMEMBER SENDING! SO GET OFF YOUR FUCKING HIGH HORSE AND SHUT THE FUCK UP!
2:29 uh, yeah. it is. go drink a single beer in a closet and pat yourself on the back for being a weiner.
2:07, drinking isn't a hobby. you dumbfuck.
you sorry fucks are the reason i don't go out on the weekends....its fucking amature night.
you can't sit and drink and have a good time...you have to see how much you can pound down before you puke, pass out, or turn in to an asshole and start a fight.
you fucks have no self controll. weak weak weak willed little pussies...so you shut the fuck up and suck a bag of dicks!
2:29.. I didn't know dicks came in a bag.. Haha.
this has happened to me... tooo many times.
2:29 i didn't say BINGE drinking as a hobby. but one shot too many happens, i wish everyone had your amazing self-control. remind me never to drink with you, since what youre moaning about is probably what happens when youre drunk and cant hold your shit together. and i'm sorry someone pissed in your cosmo.
shut the fuck up, almost everyone on TFLN drinks as a hobby, so that's what they're going to talk about. and this was actually funny. go drink some club soda idiots.
In Soviet Russia we pity light weights.
2:57 why are you telling me your drink preference? i don't give a fuck if you think you're classy. glad to hear once again that your shit doesn't stink, dr. phil. when you're finished leisurely sipping your beverage, be sure to tell me how i can better my life.
i drink excessively lollllllllll