Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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