Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
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