I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
