He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
You must be Logged in to post a comment
Hello. I'm god and I don't exist.
Hello, God. I always knew your name was Anonymous.
this is hilarious and it's even funnier seeing everyone get upset.
The people saying god hates fags might not even be Christians,shit for brains take a few seconds to actually let your one and only brain cell process what you're trying to think about ey
These comments are fucking ridiculous. The actual guy that said "Does God suck his dick" is one of my really good friends. He's a complete smart ass and was trying to lighten the situation... He's a Christian, and so am I. It wasn't a knock at Christianity. It's a funny comment. End of story.
Dang that must more then we think it does. Lol
@1:42 you mean ex-boyfriend right?
God is a fictional character meant to comfort people. @1:40, fuck your lame ass. Live your ONE life how you want to, not a fictional work written by various people who weren't even alive in the BC years or in the beginning AD years. Lol.
Gig em jesus
Just another reason College Station sucks.
@3:42 shut the fuck up. if you're so god-worthy, why the fuck are you punching people?
no, he sucks God's dick, duh.
I agree with 2:13 and 2:14. I used to have the
Same mentality. Why are people so ready to reject? I know it was because I am stubborn. Bu what makes people call us clowns or idiots?
Lmao it's funy how as soon as I read this I thought of NIN's "closer". Which has EVERYTHING to do with sex. Am I the only one?
You're all fucking ridiculous. The only problem with this text is that the guy can't get closer to god whilst getting his dick sucked. There's no insult towards Christianity anywhere. If that's how you want to take it then you're a fucking moron that doesn't deserve heaven after death.
Fuck you nobody likes a religious bitch like you who think others are getting boned by the devil after death, people like you are the reason these people are making anti-christian comments and 7 million people died at the hands of the catholic church, go kill yourself!!!
Damn bible thumpers
I dont. I believe there is no true god. Are you calling me wrong?
Can we just accept the fact that this is funny because the second person is suggesting the obvious inability of God to act in the exact capacity as the girlfriend had. It was just a slightly jarring, ironic response. End.
You are both tools
"get closer to God" was his nice way of saying you suck as a girl friend.
@210: severe emotional problems? you're the one with comfort issues if you have to rely on a fictional character to get by on your daily life.
Of course it's from Kentucky.
This one needs to go. I love the crude and
vulgar texts on here but this person clearly
has no respect for anyone and suffers from
what looks like a severe emotional problem.
I appreciate how the word " God " is used and everyone automatically assumes it is the Christian God they're talking about. Self-absorbed much?
He needs to listen to more NIN
Yeah, that's a hell of a lot easier and more enjoyable then studying religion. XD
This is real sad.
Hi don't Christ god Jesus god buddah Allah hdhdhshsbsjsj shahs aha s
So I guess he's saying you're a filthy, godless heathen.
Hahahahaha, I love 10:38!!!!! :)
Nasty and vile. If she anything like her friend, the OP, no wonder he broke up with her.
The college station comment was in reference to the gig em Jesus comment you stupid fucks that's why I replied directly to that comment.
I'm Muslim and I think this is hilarious. DIE INFADELS!!!!!!!! ALALALALALAA JEEHAD
I like you and am very proud of you
Christianity is nothing but fear-based bullshit. "Do what I say or you go to hell"
Hahahah funny shit
How about: the natural state of man is to have no religion? It's all down to where and when youre born and how you're raised.
I think people turn 'anti-god' because of the extent to which he's prevelent in everyday life despite his existence being a matter of faith.
Religious fools. Your God does suck dick
Can someone please tell me how this is a shot at Christianity? I'm Jewish and worship the same god you do and I'm not offended, I understand the joke.
12:31, this is just another reason why people like you should google something before they post it.
Gig em Jesus: Just like Gig em Aggies but only dumber. I was referring to the obvious Texas A&M slogan which is located in College Station, Tx. I wasn't inferring that the original text came from CS. Thanks and Gig em. Asshat.
Not college station at all. Dumbasses.
Yes yes he does
God is not real it's just pounded into your head when you're a child. He has the same relevance in life as Santa clause except when your old enough you are told the truth bout Santa too bad not the same bout god. Maybe people would stop treating each other differently because of stupid religion
People using this text to bash on Christians. Lol I every time I've met an asshole trying to oppress my religion with their insults Ive checked them with my fist. Are all anti god people weak and defenseless?
...you're fucking stupid.
u are in the most predominant relgion in the world you can't be oppressed and even if we are oppressing you christians have dished out this shit since Christ died!!!!
Chill people. Not everyones religious, so keep your views to yourself. If you think it's wrong than fine, don't laugh at it.
I hate fucking Christians and I hope they all fucking die. I'm tired of people trying to convert me, they are worse than telemarketers
In Sovet Russia, they don't even make jokes about God.
I can laugh at just about everything but not this one. Gotta draw a line somewhere.
Ha ha, 3:42 you pansy. That's some funny shit. You're sick of people 'oppressing' the worlds largest religion with their words?
My boyfriend had the same excuse!!
Hello. Im God. And now Im offended too.
People who think everyone is having a go at Christian's too much, what about all the other racist comments on other TFLN or comments saying 'God Hates Fags' - can dish it out but just can't take it ay.
Right on 4:25. Couldn't have said it better myself.
In God we trust.
Holy shit, same thing just happened to me.
First. I want to kill myself now
January 24 1:40:
God is supposed to come before you... hahahahahahaha...hahaha...ha...ha...
Come/cum.... I see what you really meant ;D
I don't get how everyone says this is sooo bad. It's funny and if y'all can't get off your high horse and take it for what it is (a stupid text not some anti god crusade) then that's ur issue, not everyone elses....don't take out ur misplaced anger about ur religion on every1 else
Lol wasting your lives worshipping a made up man. Oh well atleast I'm fulfilling my life.
Some people are really messed up!
I feel sorry for that friend
Hahaha dumbasses can't wait til god smites all of the non believersa
it's hard to be smitten by a non-existent entity
it's a figment of your imagination which only exists in your universe, in my universe you just live it all over again, constructivism pwns!!!! i pick my own reality!!!! as do we all the rest of u just don't realize this...
Does he suck God's dick?
No I do
Om Mani Padme Hum
My name Is pastor Allah and I DON'T approve this message
Thank you 11:43. Thank you.
So much anger... Just lol or thumbs down! No one cares if you eat the damn cracker or not!
You should respect is religious views
Yes, because everyone knows there is only one true god, he I'd FSM!!!
@6:39 doesn't Christianity teach to turn the other cheek?
This isn't even College Station you dumbass.
Evidently he was respectful of your relgious views. Why is it such a big deal to return the favor? It's not like he shoved it in your face and crammed it down your throat.
The views or his dick?
Angry about the txt=fox watchin, o'reilly dick sucki assholes!
Oldly enough this has happened to a
friend before and I said the same thing.
@ 2:28 So how are you fulfilling your life?? By putting down others and being ignorant to culture and others beliefs?? I personally believe in god and I'm not compromising anything that I want to do so. So I think that you have some skewed ideas about how things work. How about you educate yourself a bit about life then come back and try again?? Oh, and God loves you anyways! =) <3
This is hilarious.
So if God dosen't exist like you say he dosen't,
why does the name of Jesus make you so crazy?
I know the tooth fairy doesn't exist, yet, you don't
see me starting a whole crusade against. Just tell
the turth, you know God exists, you just don't want
to serve him, I would at least have respect for you
Telling the truth!
well, people are rarely (or so i assume) killed in the tooth fairy's name
No it makes us crazy because jesus was a good guy who started what was supposed to be a good religion, every time a christian uses his name it makes me sick because you guys fucked it up big time....
i live in 270 and was on facebook and saw a guy named ryan post a comment on why he was single and it said to get closer to god. lmao if this is the same guy hahaha
5:49 when some one mocks my religion right in front of me,I react. And no that doesn't make me any less god worthy. And any one who runs their christian hating mouth from the safety of their home is a spineless coward.
Fuck you I'll kick your ass right now you little bitch..... I'd make angels and demons come true, except with the vatican exploding, one less problem in the world...
I'm Christian but not hardcore and I don't get mad at any texts on here but this is really just terrible
Uhhh this is wrong on sooo many levels. God is supposed to come before you anyway and asking that is really horrible.
god gave us free choice so fuck it we can do whatever we want including put ourselves first. Hubris hasn't caused a smiting in thousands of years!!!!
Good ole western Kentucky! Hahaha
For the people who
Don't believe in christ:
I'm not perfect and I sin all the time. I admit it
As a Christian. But if you pray to God about
One thing you're having a problem with, I promise
You something in your life will
Change for the good. Just try it and see.
what's up With the random Capitalization? My favorite Is how "don't" is capitalized But not "christ."
This isn't even funny, good thing he left you.