you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
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is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
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I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I just want to make out with him forever
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
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