Do vagina's smell?
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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