Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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