Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
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Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
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it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
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