Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
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2:06, I'm with you there....they had me until the 12 year old boys....
What....it's been a while....I think my virginity grew back.
Then she got to be a badass demon queen.
2:11 needs to remember that it was actually Adam and Lilith, not Adam and Eve, at least until Lilith decided she was sick of Adam.
off is the direction in which I would like you to FUCK!
LOL 2:06... I see what you did there.
this website could be funny if people didn't just make things up and send them in claiming they were texts.
ATTENTION ALL 12 YEAR OLD BOYS: Shut your holes until further notice
2:11 is a homosexual. Not that there's anything wrong with that...
I hope he doesn't have a dog.
Go jack off and save a 12 year old boy from being molested. Weirdo :-/
I know how you feel man =(
12:54 fuck off its real.
It's the way I live my life, hole in the wall, light sockets, fleshlights...
Who knows, he might be talking about something other than his penis? Maybe a stick of dynamite he found?
God there are some sick, sad, sorry fucks out there!
12:37 never mind the dog, I hope he doesn't have a twelve year old
2:11 can suck my big hairy balls
ha poor bastard, i been there, but the fuckin dogs and 12 year old boys thing is fucked up in so many ways...make a point, dont abuse it like a priest
thats hilarious cuz Ive always said if i had a penis id be sticking it everywhere
He had me up until "12 year old boys"... Ok maybe dogs. He had me up until dogs. Basically:
he had me at jello.
6:53, too soon...
western mass is gross.
You should know,you fucking bastard
yay for desperation
Wow - how long have you been sitting there just waiting for your opportunity to jump on the first person that took offense? Pathetic. Also get some new material.
This...is funny as shit.
did michael jackson post this?
12:58 pm.. hahahah weirdo indeed
June 24, 2009 12:58PM and June 28, 2009 1:48PM, well, michael jacksons dead..
soo maaany cliiiicheeesss I think my brain just broke.
Hi, my name is Chris Hansen, take a seat.
hey 2:11, please dont reproduce, the world has enought dip shits. Thanks!
Ahhhh...must be Priest....
lol mjs dead. does he get cell reception in hell?
i hear tomatoes work pretty good ;)
ya, who sends this text? what a tool..
12:27pm is a waste of oxygen and other natural resources. Try to swallow a sock please 12:27pm.
This isn't funny at all. Disturbing, but not funny.
You know your a redneck when....
AMEN. boy, I need to find you and we can have penis touch time.
^ I see what you did there
I'm sorry. I'm a creeper for sayin this but i love the op.
reminds me of michael jackson
I didn't know Micheal Jackson posted on TFLN
12:29 knows whats up