Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
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Then she got to be a badass demon queen.
2:06, I'm with you there....they had me until the 12 year old boys....
What....it's been a while....I think my virginity grew back.
2:11 needs to remember that it was actually Adam and Lilith, not Adam and Eve, at least until Lilith decided she was sick of Adam.
LOL 2:06... I see what you did there.
this website could be funny if people didn't just make things up and send them in claiming they were texts.
off is the direction in which I would like you to FUCK!
Who knows, he might be talking about something other than his penis? Maybe a stick of dynamite he found?
God there are some sick, sad, sorry fucks out there!
12:54 fuck off its real.
I know how you feel man =(
ATTENTION ALL 12 YEAR OLD BOYS: Shut your holes until further notice
2:11 is a homosexual. Not that there's anything wrong with that...
I hope he doesn't have a dog.
Go jack off and save a 12 year old boy from being molested. Weirdo :-/
It's the way I live my life, hole in the wall, light sockets, fleshlights...
June 24, 2009 12:58PM and June 28, 2009 1:48PM, well, michael jacksons dead..
2:11 can suck my big hairy balls
western mass is gross.
This isn't funny at all. Disturbing, but not funny.
6:53, too soon...
soo maaany cliiiicheeesss I think my brain just broke.
did michael jackson post this?
thats hilarious cuz Ive always said if i had a penis id be sticking it everywhere
i hear tomatoes work pretty good ;)
yay for desperation
He had me up until "12 year old boys"... Ok maybe dogs. He had me up until dogs. Basically:
he had me at jello.
lol mjs dead. does he get cell reception in hell?
ha poor bastard, i been there, but the fuckin dogs and 12 year old boys thing is fucked up in so many ways...make a point, dont abuse it like a priest
This...is funny as shit.
I didn't know Micheal Jackson posted on TFLN
12:37 never mind the dog, I hope he doesn't have a twelve year old
Ahhhh...must be Priest....
Wow - how long have you been sitting there just waiting for your opportunity to jump on the first person that took offense? Pathetic. Also get some new material.
hey 2:11, please dont reproduce, the world has enought dip shits. Thanks!
ya, who sends this text? what a tool..
12:58 pm.. hahahah weirdo indeed
12:27pm is a waste of oxygen and other natural resources. Try to swallow a sock please 12:27pm.
12:29 knows whats up
You should know,you fucking bastard
Hi, my name is Chris Hansen, take a seat.
You know your a redneck when....
AMEN. boy, I need to find you and we can have penis touch time.
^ I see what you did there
I'm sorry. I'm a creeper for sayin this but i love the op.
reminds me of michael jackson