Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
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Then she got to be a badass demon queen.
2:06, I'm with you there....they had me until the 12 year old boys....
What....it's been a while....I think my virginity grew back.
2:11 needs to remember that it was actually Adam and Lilith, not Adam and Eve, at least until Lilith decided she was sick of Adam.
off is the direction in which I would like you to FUCK!
this website could be funny if people didn't just make things up and send them in claiming they were texts.
LOL 2:06... I see what you did there.
I know how you feel man =(
Who knows, he might be talking about something other than his penis? Maybe a stick of dynamite he found?
God there are some sick, sad, sorry fucks out there!
ATTENTION ALL 12 YEAR OLD BOYS: Shut your holes until further notice
2:11 is a homosexual. Not that there's anything wrong with that...
12:54 fuck off its real.
I hope he doesn't have a dog.
Go jack off and save a 12 year old boy from being molested. Weirdo :-/
It's the way I live my life, hole in the wall, light sockets, fleshlights...
2:11 can suck my big hairy balls
June 24, 2009 12:58PM and June 28, 2009 1:48PM, well, michael jacksons dead..
western mass is gross.
6:53, too soon...
thats hilarious cuz Ive always said if i had a penis id be sticking it everywhere
i hear tomatoes work pretty good ;)
yay for desperation
He had me up until "12 year old boys"... Ok maybe dogs. He had me up until dogs. Basically:
he had me at jello.
This isn't funny at all. Disturbing, but not funny.
lol mjs dead. does he get cell reception in hell?
soo maaany cliiiicheeesss I think my brain just broke.
did michael jackson post this?
ha poor bastard, i been there, but the fuckin dogs and 12 year old boys thing is fucked up in so many ways...make a point, dont abuse it like a priest
This...is funny as shit.
12:37 never mind the dog, I hope he doesn't have a twelve year old
Ahhhh...must be Priest....
12:58 pm.. hahahah weirdo indeed
Wow - how long have you been sitting there just waiting for your opportunity to jump on the first person that took offense? Pathetic. Also get some new material.
hey 2:11, please dont reproduce, the world has enought dip shits. Thanks!
ya, who sends this text? what a tool..
You should know,you fucking bastard
12:27pm is a waste of oxygen and other natural resources. Try to swallow a sock please 12:27pm.
I didn't know Micheal Jackson posted on TFLN
Hi, my name is Chris Hansen, take a seat.
12:29 knows whats up
You know your a redneck when....
AMEN. boy, I need to find you and we can have penis touch time.
^ I see what you did there
I'm sorry. I'm a creeper for sayin this but i love the op.
reminds me of michael jackson