Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
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Then she got to be a badass demon queen.
2:06, I'm with you there....they had me until the 12 year old boys....
What....it's been a while....I think my virginity grew back.
2:11 needs to remember that it was actually Adam and Lilith, not Adam and Eve, at least until Lilith decided she was sick of Adam.
off is the direction in which I would like you to FUCK!
this website could be funny if people didn't just make things up and send them in claiming they were texts.
LOL 2:06... I see what you did there.
I know how you feel man =(
Who knows, he might be talking about something other than his penis? Maybe a stick of dynamite he found?
God there are some sick, sad, sorry fucks out there!
ATTENTION ALL 12 YEAR OLD BOYS: Shut your holes until further notice
2:11 is a homosexual. Not that there's anything wrong with that...
I hope he doesn't have a dog.
12:54 fuck off its real.
Go jack off and save a 12 year old boy from being molested. Weirdo :-/
It's the way I live my life, hole in the wall, light sockets, fleshlights...
2:11 can suck my big hairy balls
6:53, too soon...
thats hilarious cuz Ive always said if i had a penis id be sticking it everywhere
western mass is gross.
12:37 never mind the dog, I hope he doesn't have a twelve year old
June 24, 2009 12:58PM and June 28, 2009 1:48PM, well, michael jacksons dead..
yay for desperation
He had me up until "12 year old boys"... Ok maybe dogs. He had me up until dogs. Basically:
he had me at jello.
ha poor bastard, i been there, but the fuckin dogs and 12 year old boys thing is fucked up in so many ways...make a point, dont abuse it like a priest
12:58 pm.. hahahah weirdo indeed
soo maaany cliiiicheeesss I think my brain just broke.
This...is funny as shit.
lol mjs dead. does he get cell reception in hell?
You should know,you fucking bastard
did michael jackson post this?
i hear tomatoes work pretty good ;)
Wow - how long have you been sitting there just waiting for your opportunity to jump on the first person that took offense? Pathetic. Also get some new material.
Ahhhh...must be Priest....
This isn't funny at all. Disturbing, but not funny.
ya, who sends this text? what a tool..
hey 2:11, please dont reproduce, the world has enought dip shits. Thanks!
12:27pm is a waste of oxygen and other natural resources. Try to swallow a sock please 12:27pm.
Hi, my name is Chris Hansen, take a seat.
You know your a redneck when....
12:29 knows whats up
AMEN. boy, I need to find you and we can have penis touch time.
^ I see what you did there
I'm sorry. I'm a creeper for sayin this but i love the op.
I didn't know Micheal Jackson posted on TFLN
reminds me of michael jackson