Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
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Then she got to be a badass demon queen.
2:06, I'm with you there....they had me until the 12 year old boys....
What....it's been a while....I think my virginity grew back.
2:11 needs to remember that it was actually Adam and Lilith, not Adam and Eve, at least until Lilith decided she was sick of Adam.
this website could be funny if people didn't just make things up and send them in claiming they were texts.
off is the direction in which I would like you to FUCK!
LOL 2:06... I see what you did there.
ATTENTION ALL 12 YEAR OLD BOYS: Shut your holes until further notice
I know how you feel man =(
2:11 is a homosexual. Not that there's anything wrong with that...
12:54 fuck off its real.
12:37 never mind the dog, I hope he doesn't have a twelve year old
Go jack off and save a 12 year old boy from being molested. Weirdo :-/
It's the way I live my life, hole in the wall, light sockets, fleshlights...
I hope he doesn't have a dog.
Who knows, he might be talking about something other than his penis? Maybe a stick of dynamite he found?
God there are some sick, sad, sorry fucks out there!
Wow - how long have you been sitting there just waiting for your opportunity to jump on the first person that took offense? Pathetic. Also get some new material.
ha poor bastard, i been there, but the fuckin dogs and 12 year old boys thing is fucked up in so many ways...make a point, dont abuse it like a priest
He had me up until "12 year old boys"... Ok maybe dogs. He had me up until dogs. Basically:
he had me at jello.
2:11 can suck my big hairy balls
thats hilarious cuz Ive always said if i had a penis id be sticking it everywhere
hey 2:11, please dont reproduce, the world has enought dip shits. Thanks!
6:53, too soon...
Hi, my name is Chris Hansen, take a seat.
This...is funny as shit.
Ahhhh...must be Priest....
yay for desperation
12:58 pm.. hahahah weirdo indeed
western mass is gross.
soo maaany cliiiicheeesss I think my brain just broke.
did michael jackson post this?
12:27pm is a waste of oxygen and other natural resources. Try to swallow a sock please 12:27pm.
You should know,you fucking bastard
ya, who sends this text? what a tool..
lol mjs dead. does he get cell reception in hell?
This isn't funny at all. Disturbing, but not funny.
June 24, 2009 12:58PM and June 28, 2009 1:48PM, well, michael jacksons dead..
I didn't know Micheal Jackson posted on TFLN
i hear tomatoes work pretty good ;)
I'm sorry. I'm a creeper for sayin this but i love the op.
You know your a redneck when....
AMEN. boy, I need to find you and we can have penis touch time.
12:29 knows whats up
^ I see what you did there
reminds me of michael jackson