so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
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Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
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We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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