You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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