So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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