dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
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so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
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I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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