I look better un-naked...
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
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90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
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I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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