1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
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