Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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