Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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