So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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