Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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