omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
I need help removing her.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
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