i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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