Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Send us your Text From Last Night!
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
if i can run in heels then i can drive
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Where did you get a picture of my penis
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
