Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
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just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Dude, I woke up at my ex's house. I am spooning her half naked roommate. There is a pizza on my shoulder. I need you to come pick me up.
I need help removing her.
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
My sheets look like a crime scene.
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
You work out of a Hotel?
I woke up this morning wearing my tux shirt and jacket, but no pants.
______ was pissed. My breath tastes like tequila and doritos, and I couldn't get it up.
What a fucking waste of an outfit
