therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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