Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
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Nicole vs. Life
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
