We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
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Eric just called. Says he's trapped in a cul de sac because the road disappeared. Wants me to tell him what street has the bushes that whisper sweet nothings into you ear and the wobbling purple pokemon. Oh, and a "bigger and better" penis is growing out of his belly button. He took shrooms by the way.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
id be glad to
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
just come out here and I will go home with you...
