I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Send us your Text From Last Night!
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
wat bout pragnant strippers??
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
