if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
Send us your Text From Last Night!
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
from now on my penis is your penis
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
