I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Send us your Text From Last Night!
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
