So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
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I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Screwed.edu
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.