but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
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just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
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Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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