I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
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i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
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apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
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Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay