I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
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It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
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i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
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i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.