I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
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haha... white tiger = sex move. look it up.
Either she was horrified because she only had one beer and he drugged her, or she was horrified because she got shitfaced and actually went home with some asshole that called himself "White Tiger"
Since she didn't tell us, we can all shut the fuck up and maybe laugh about it a little.
I agree with you, 3:57. This isn't funny to me at all.
hahahahahaha the girl from the text posted on here....fucking priceless
3:57 & 4:06, are you guys trolling? This is really funny. If you don't like the site don't visit it and make up random statistics. This is hilarious and I'm pretty sure that's his nickname for himself.
lmao, i cant believe some ppl dont find this funny! I laughed until i cried.......and thank you : 5:29, they should make ppl take a test b4 visiting this site. (357, 406)
Wow, some people are a little too serious. Clearly it was a nickname the guy was calling himself. Protip: If somebody date rapes you, they're probably not going to wake up with you in the morning so you can clearly know who you slept with. If you get date raped you're going to wake up alone.
Urban Dictionary was little help.
Agree with 524. I've made stupid mistakes drinking before and don't feel victimized at all. Felt a little stupid but..... haha.
Well.. then quit being a whore and going home with weirdos.
2nd sentence: if it had been a semicolon, colon, or hyphen after horrified, it would be different. but it seems like the person in the text was horrified that someone was in the bed. and for the record, the person texting is not necessarily female.
...is it weird that i saw someone sign his name "white tiger" on this site earlier?
White Tiger was my ex bfs nickname for himself....Either there are more like him out in the world or....... haha
yeah, I thought "white tiger" was a nickname as well
gotta love the 407 :D
if you have a stick up your ass and take offense to the texts on this website, don't visit it!
White tiger...is that you Mike?
And they say nothing funny happens in Orlando.
Jesus christ, how crappy can your life be if you have to find entertainment in disecting other peoples texts? On a website? Obviously you've never woken up and had to pull a coyote. douche.
and i meant to say shouldn't have slept with. oops.
5:33PM LOL @ "canoodling"
9:22am if you don't like human suffering at the hands of others, don't watch!
443 - you'd be blaming a victim of sexual assault
she wouldn't have sent a text to TFLN, she'd have sent one to the police.
its always a good night for the White Tiger!
Thank you 5:29 for using your brain. Rapists (date or otherwise) don't hang around for post-assault canoodling.
4:13. Some people are just retarded. It can't be helped.
The White Tiger is the shit!! That guy's great.
Jesus christ, as if any of these are real anyway. GET A GRIP PEOPLE.
Op could be male or female and they could have went to bed alone and some weirdo snuck in and just fell asleep and scared them...
yeah its just a nick name.... get a sense of humor its her fault for going home with him in the first place. i think its damn hysterical!!
518. You would be assuming sexual assault. Just because someone drinks too much and makes a decision they regret doesn't mean they are a victim.
lol oh my god are you kidding? i would love to wake up to that
Check out various meaning on urban dictionary
White tiger is a drink prob same thing happened to him he jus woke and realisation set in afta a big nite as happens it does get u pretty messy
- White Tiger
I laughed about this for a solid 3 minutes.
i think it is super funny.
what does white tiger mean.
Shut Up! It's really funny.