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  • haha... white tiger = sex move. look it up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 4:21pm
  • Either she was horrified because she only had one beer and he drugged her, or she was horrified because she got shitfaced and actually went home with some asshole that called himself "White Tiger" Since she didn't tell us, we can all shut the fuck up and maybe laugh about it a little.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 11:31pm
  • I agree with you, 3:57. This isn't funny to me at all.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 4:06pm
  • hahahahahaha the girl from the text posted on here....fucking priceless

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 5:14pm
  • 3:57 & 4:06, are you guys trolling? This is really funny. If you don't like the site don't visit it and make up random statistics. This is hilarious and I'm pretty sure that's his nickname for himself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 4:32pm
  • lmao, i cant believe some ppl dont find this funny! I laughed until i cried.......and thank you : 5:29, they should make ppl take a test b4 visiting this site. (357, 406)

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 5:43pm
  • Wow, some people are a little too serious. Clearly it was a nickname the guy was calling himself. Protip: If somebody date rapes you, they're probably not going to wake up with you in the morning so you can clearly know who you slept with. If you get date raped you're going to wake up alone.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 5:29pm
  • Urban Dictionary was little help.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 7:40pm
  • Agree with 524. I've made stupid mistakes drinking before and don't feel victimized at all. Felt a little stupid but..... haha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 5:26pm
  • Well.. then quit being a whore and going home with weirdos.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 4:20pm
  • 2nd sentence: if it had been a semicolon, colon, or hyphen after horrified, it would be different. but it seems like the person in the text was horrified that someone was in the bed. and for the record, the person texting is not necessarily female.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 9:48am
  • ...is it weird that i saw someone sign his name "white tiger" on this site earlier?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 6:46pm
  • White Tiger was my ex bfs nickname for himself....Either there are more like him out in the world or....... haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 5:16pm
  • yeah, I thought "white tiger" was a nickname as well gotta love the 407 :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 4:16pm
  • if you have a stick up your ass and take offense to the texts on this website, don't visit it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 9:22am
  • White tiger...is that you Mike?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 11:08am
  • And they say nothing funny happens in Orlando.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 8:43pm
  • Jesus christ, how crappy can your life be if you have to find entertainment in disecting other peoples texts? On a website? Obviously you've never woken up and had to pull a coyote. douche.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 2:46pm
  • and i meant to say shouldn't have slept with. oops.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 7:40pm
  • She's whore-ified.

    Submitted by janesaddiction on Sep 2, 10 at 12:41am
  • 5:33PM LOL @ "canoodling"

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 9:51pm
  • 9:22am if you don't like human suffering at the hands of others, don't watch!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 9:44am
  • 443 - you'd be blaming a victim of sexual assault

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 5:18pm
  • she wouldn't have sent a text to TFLN, she'd have sent one to the police. chill.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 5:14pm
  • its always a good night for the White Tiger!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 9:36am
  • Thank you 5:29 for using your brain. Rapists (date or otherwise) don't hang around for post-assault canoodling.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 5:33pm
  • 4:13. Some people are just retarded. It can't be helped.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 4:19pm
  • The White Tiger is the shit!! That guy's great.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 4:27pm
  • Jesus christ, as if any of these are real anyway. GET A GRIP PEOPLE.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 7:02am
  • Op could be male or female and they could have went to bed alone and some weirdo snuck in and just fell asleep and scared them...

    Submitted by erisblake on Mar 1, 11 at 1:43am
  • yeah its just a nick name.... get a sense of humor its her fault for going home with him in the first place. i think its damn hysterical!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 4:43pm
  • 518. You would be assuming sexual assault. Just because someone drinks too much and makes a decision they regret doesn't mean they are a victim.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 5:24pm
  • lol oh my god are you kidding? i would love to wake up to that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 7:14am
  • Check out various meaning on urban dictionary

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 4:32pm
  • kibler???????????????

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 11:24pm
  • White tiger is a drink prob same thing happened to him he jus woke and realisation set in afta a big nite as happens it does get u pretty messy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 5:05pm
  • Count it!! - White Tiger

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 1:47pm
  • I laughed about this for a solid 3 minutes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 28, 09 at 9:37pm
  • i think it is super funny. what does white tiger mean.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 4:09pm
  • Shut Up! It's really funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 27, 09 at 11:14pm