i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Send us your Text From Last Night!
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Only a mothe r could love this liver
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.