I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
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it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
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my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
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i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane