Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
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remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
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I'm going to rape someone's good day.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
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Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person