How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
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Is that why you can't spell Caesars?
11:08, eh, it's not funny...it's kinda annoying if you've been reading TFLN for awhile. It gets old quick. But like you said, the website is full of those people & it's not gonna stop. Maybe it'll at least die down some when all the little fucks go back to middle school in the fall.
everyone else shut the fuck up
It's funny that everyone is attacking 3:20 over that. I don't understand but it's funny. lmao
I say wait till they're at least 5 and until that time for all the men out there just have the mother of ur kid make u a drink
Ohio, you never cease to amaze me.
if you have to ask, then they are too young
my first chore when i was 8 was to make pitchers of grapefruit juice and vodka before breakfast
If they can crawl they're in the right position... wait no that doens't work here.
4 and under make stronger drinks because they just pour and pour
Never to young. Teach them early so they have a fall back career.
I was filling my uncles beer cups from the keg at the age of 3 or 4. I have been doing this forever. I know how to properly pour a beer from the keg... hahahaha. I love this. There is no such thing as too young!
3:41 retarded. In your attempt to make him look foolish you got a little too hasty and spelled stick instead of stuck. Just slow down your typeing there chief, maybe the caps lock was throwing you off.
As soon as they can reach the ice.
lol 10:59, don't waste your time.
This whole website is full of "that is SOOOOOO stereotypical of [said location]", when for the most part, the text is generic and not territory-specific.
I find it funny.
that;s hilarious. and i'll def be asking that when im older to my kids lol disturbing
Panda bears are cuddly. I want to hug one.
wud u b yawnin if i stuck my dik in ur mouf
Cause that's only slightly alcoholic. Good job, you're a fantastic parent.
wtf is 3:20, the "omg, you spelled something right" police?
3:20, you're as lame as my attempt to ridicule you.
At least I realize it.
" And you're probably all alcoholics now
June 26, 2009 10:26AM"
If you're not, do you really belong here? I mean, its a whole website dedicated (supposedly) to bad decisions and drunken text messages.
10:53 - way to love jokes about fucking little kids. gross.
little shits might piss in it to be funny.. ill make my own drinks any day
if they are old enough to understand the concept of half and half...you're good
I was making jack and cokes for my grandparents when I was 8 or 9
Im 16 and I've been mixing drinks for my parent for the last few years. Having alcohol around the house hasnt ever been a problem, in fact Im normally the sober one when Im out with my friends. And my parent have always let me drink as long as Im at the house and I dont go anywhere. So yeah totally go for it!
Beside, Im gonna make a kick ass bartender in a few years to pay my way though college =] Your kid could do the same!
Hey 3:20, wut if i stuk my dik n ur mouf
God, you're retarded.
never too young.. my dad has had me making his drinks since i was ten
age isn't important. they just need to be able to reach the booze.
when i was little and my dad wanted a rolling rock, he'd tell me to go out to the fridge and get the green bottle with the horse on it. a kid's never too young to learn.
This makes me nostalgic for Mad Men; that little girl is a damn good bartender.
320 THEY SPELLED STICK AND IN RIGHT! It's everything else that's wrong.
&& you're not funny.
1:38, you accidentally put an extra 'c' in the word "stuck". i think you meant to say 'stuk'. also, you have an extra 'i' on the beginning of the word 'in'.
4:58 bullshit something is 10x as potent as shine, that means a sniff would mess you up.
^ agreed. i mean i started full time for my parents at 10
When i was about ten, i actually taught my parents a drink they now have occasionally.
i started when i first started walking soo...
Do not allow children to mix drinks. It is unseemly and they use too much vermouth.
11:29 wtf SERIOUSLY
I made and still make drii
Now for my parents and I was like9 making Irish car bombs lmao
try RAKI. It's a regional liquor in the Balkans. It's at least 10x more potent then moon shine.
All my american friends that try it cough a lot, it burns your esafogus (sp?).
10:32, Ohio never ceases to amaze you? If this amazes you, then it's no wonder Ohio never ceases to do so. You're obviously easily amazed. People all over the country have their kids make/bring them a drink. It has 0% to do specifically with Ohio, dumbfuck.
HURR MY FAMILY IS SO COOL THEY LET ME TOUCH BOOZE BEFORE I COULD READ DERP DERP.
11. that's when i was taught how to make ceasers. explains a lot.
I would start by showing your child the ounce increments on their baby bottles. Once he has mastered that just tell him to dump out his formula whenever you need a drink. When he gets it right reward him with a Jello shot.
Reminds me of my coaster here at work. There's an old, black and white picture on it of two middle-aged women and a young (5-ish) girl sitting on a couch. The caption reads: "Monica, dear, that was a precious little story. Now be a sweetheart and fix Mommy another martini."
What's going onnnnnnnnnn?
I just broke-ed my nnnnn key
And you're probably all alcoholics now
I started bringing my dad and his friends beer when I was 5. Now guys at parties love me because I always remember to ask if anyone needs one everytime I get up.
3:20, don't further discourage decent grammar.
HeY 3:20, sUk A dIk! R u HaPpY nOw? Or SuK uR mOmS cIlT u SiK tWaT
As soon as they are able to use a blender
Old enough to bleed, old enough... Wait...
i've been making drinks for my dad and his friends since i was like 6....so i'd say never too young...it can't be hurting anything...heck, i turned out ok.
10:26 I started drinking with my parents and at family events since I was like 13. Now I'm the only one of my friends who doesn't have a drinking problem. My 3 other roomates at school have DUIs and I don't. Age doesn't matter, stupidity and immaturity do.
well in my family it started when your motor skills developed enogh to pour the glass of wine
depends on when they are strong enough to pick up and pour an alcohol bottle
Depends on if drinking made the kid or not
When he can say mommy is the right time.