I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
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Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
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Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
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Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
They should really pass out barf bags in church
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.