Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
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Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
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Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
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Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky