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  • 5:34 now you're just trying too hard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 5:36pm
  • My girl queefed like 6 times in a row! It was so funny that I just started laughing and had to stop for a sec. She was so embarrassed! It happens more when her legs are spread apart and you're going at it hard. Pretty much forcing air in there... totally normal. But definitely this person still has their V-Card! haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 1:00pm
  • If a girl hasnt queefed then somebody isnt doing there job, its going to happen when u do different positions or when you going at it like a jack rabbit. Act like adults people its normal!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 11:49pm
  • 5:42... it's just air. there's no smell. it's not an actual fart.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 11:13pm
  • It happens all the time to girls!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 3:44pm
  • queefing feels so gooood :]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 8:31pm
  • 8:11 ha that must be a yoga mood kill.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 3:54am
  • 4:43 is spot on. :Db

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 6:17pm
  • it's not that bad of a sound or anything, but it does make the room smell extra funky. definitely makes you not want to go down for a little while

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:42pm
  • Why is it s guy? Maybe it's girl asking girl. Still probably virgin.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 4:20pm
  • then you're being too cautious with it 2:55. if you're really going at it, it happens.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 3:13pm
  • I had queefed a few time before I even had sex. This person must live in a vacuum.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 4:26pm
  • 4:25 idiot queefing has nothing to do with fat pussies, and obvi you can't get a girl to do it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 12:26am
  • A post queef high five is a great way to brighten the situation

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 5:31pm
  • OMG! 8:11 - you made me blow milk out my nose -- had to wipe my laptop down!! and yes, 5:42, you are correct -- it won't smell bad, unless you are nasty and don't ever wash

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 10:51am
  • queeeeeeeeeeeeeefffff they are so funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 4:24pm
  • obviously the guy who posted this is a virgin

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 3:48pm
  • dude. queefing is totally normal.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 3:40pm
  • its really bad when you are having such amazing crazy sex that the noises your bodies make scare you into thinking your roomate is home and you stop what you are doing to make sure the door is closed only to realize the noises were you having crazy amazing sex and you don't know if you will ever get backinto that possition again.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:33pm
  • queefing means you are doing it right in all sorts of exciting positions.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 4:43pm
  • Eloquent grammar and proper punctuation in Arkansas? MY GOD.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 3:44pm
  • 3:48 obviously has a fat pussy that makes queefs occur every time she has sex. Gross.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 4:25pm
  • all this drama over a pussy fart. Try harder and she'll squirt.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 4:42pm
  • U obviously never smashed that shit. A queef is a product of too much backthrust... Herego pussy air:/

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 9:09am
  • it's totally normal until you meet someone who does it for recreational purposes. ...it's disturbing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:01am
  • Queefing is so embarassing!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 8:58pm
  • 5:34 is a queef. I love it when the little lady talks to me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 6:09pm
  • No, it doesn't. It's from air being forced in then escaping, maybe if the guy you're with has a pencil dick then air can get in there. It doesn't have everything to do with sex either, some women queef constantly without the need of sex, which (imo) is kinda nasty. Regardless, if it ever did happen from sex, it's nothing to be embarassed about it's not your fault the dude trapped air up in there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:05pm
  • 5:42 is like the 40 year virgin describing the feel of boobies.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 10:21am
  • 4:05 is one of those women who queef constantly.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:10pm
  • I've had sex in every position known to man pretty much, (except upside down) and i have never queefed. It doesn't mean the person is a virigin at all, it just means they don't cunt fart.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 2:55pm
  • Especially when it happens during sex.. Awkward

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 7:09pm
  • hey hey NWA! love the 479

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 8:59pm
  • @3:44: It is beyond lame that Arkansas has such a bad reputation; of course we are able to make coherent, grammatically correct sentences. Your belief in such an antiquated stereotype shows your ignorance.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 5:34pm
  • Actually a man with a pencil dick would NOT make you queef because the air could leak back out. Only big dicks make me queef when doing weird positions.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 4:47am
  • queefing makes me laugh so hard sex must be paused. (i'm a girl)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 5:11pm
  • The OP is an idiot. And 3:44 made me LOL.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 6:20pm
  • 5:42 - are you pretending to know more about queefing than you actually do..?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:54am
  • gotta love the 479. and queefing is the shit. gotta love it when you stop having sex cause you think you hear her mom right outside the door in the hall and she lets out the loudest queef ever. BUSTED. oops

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 1:06am
  • 479.. :D my grandma was just singing don't cha... FML.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 3:25pm
  • some women queef during yoga....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 8:11pm
  • It does NOT mean the guy has a small penis. My husband has a huge dick and I queef all the time from doggy style if he is doing long strokes where the tip slips out because then it pushes air back in. Quit being so retarded everyone!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 4:42am
  • 2:55. He was saying the op still has a v card. Not people who queef. And apparently you aren't THAT experienced if you've never queefed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 4:45am