is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
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I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.